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Rap God

Rap God



Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

But I’m only going to get this one chance

(Six minutes, six minutes)

Something’s wrong, I can feel it

(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you’re on)

Just a feeling I’ve got

Like something’s about to happen

But I don’t know what

If that means, what I think it means, we’re in trouble

Big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say

I’m not taking any chances

You were just what the doctor ordered


I’m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?

They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

[Verse 1:]

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

I got a laptop in my back pocket

My pen’ll go off when I half-cock it

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a living and a killing off it

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack

I’m an MC still as honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables, killaholic (Kill ‘em all with)

This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop

You don’t really wanna get into a pissing match

With this rappidy rap

Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac

Pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac

Now the exact same time

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I’m practicing that

I’ll still be able to break a motherfuckin’ table

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic

I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs

Feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are having a rough time period

Here’s a maxipad

It’s actually disastrously bad

For the wack while I’m masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah


Cause I’m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?

Let me show you maintaining this shit ain’t that hard, that hard

[Verse 2:]

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap

Immortality like I have got

Well, to be truthful the blueprint’s

Simply rage and youthful exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like an asteroid

Did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PEEYOOM)

MC’s get taken to school with this music

Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust the rhyme

Now I lead a new school full of students

Me? I’m a product of Rakim

Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac n’

W.A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren

Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up

Blow up and be in a position

To meet Run DMC, induct them

Into the motherfuckin’ Rock n’

Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church

And burst in a ball of flames

Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it’s all a game

‘Til I walk a flock of flames

Off a plank and

Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

Little gay looking boy

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

You’re witnessing a massacre like you’re watching a church gathering

And take place looking boy

Oy vey, that boy’s gay

That’s all they say looking boy

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

I got a “hell yeah” from Dre looking boy

I’mma work for everything I have

Never ask nobody for shit

Get outta my face looking boy

Basically boy you’re never gonna be capable

To keep it up with the same pace looking boy, cause


I’m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

The way I’m racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

Kneel before General Zod this planet’s Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[Verse 3:]

So you’ll be Thor and I’ll be Odin

You rodent, I’m omnipotent

Let off then I’m reloading

Immediately with these bombs I’m totin’

And I should not be woken

I’m the walking dead

But I’m just a talking head, a zombie floating

But I got your mom deep throating

I’m out my ramen noodle

We have nothing in common, poodle

I’m a doberman, pinch yourself

In the arm and pay homage, pupil

It’s me

My honesty’s brutal

But it’s honestly futile if I don’t utilize

What I do though for good

At least once in a while so I wanna make sure

Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to

Maybe try to help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines

Just in case cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it’s lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground

But I still rap like I’m on my Pharoahe Monch grind

So I crunch rhymes

But sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come trying to

Censor you like that one line I said

On “I’m Back” from the Mathers LP

One when I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

Put ‘em all in a line

Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

See if I get away with it now

That I ain’t as big as I was, but I’ve

Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

You’re stuck in a timewarp from two thousand four though

And I don’t know what the fuck that you rhyme for

You’re pointless as Rapunzel

With fucking cornrows

You’re write normal, fuck being normal

And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

Just to come and shoot ya

Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

Cause Fab said he looked like a fag

At Maywhether’s pad singin’ to a man

While they played piano

Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special

On the cable channel

So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

“Hey, Fab, I’mma kill you”

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I’m a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman

Innovative and I’m made of rubber, so that anything you say is

Ricocheting off of me and it’ll glue to you

I’m never stating more than ever demonstrating

How to give a motherfuckin’ audience a feeling like it’s levitating

Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off, they’d be celebrating

Cause I know the way to get ‘em motivated

I make elevating music

You make elevator music

Oh, he’s too mainstream

Well, that’s what they do

When they get jealous, they confuse it

It’s not hip hop, it’s pop

Cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock, shock rap with Doc

Throw on Lose Yourself and make ‘em lose it

I don’t know how to make songs like that

I don’t know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin’ you

How many verses I gotta murder to

Prove that if you were half as nice at songs

You could sacrifice virgins to

School flunkie, pill junky

But look at the accolades these skills brung me

Full of myself, but still hungry

I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to

When I’m a million leagues above you

Ill when I speak in tongues

But it’s still tongue in cheek, fuck you

I’m drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel

I’m asleep in the front seat

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys

Still chunky, but funky

But in my head there’s something

I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fight with devils and

Here’s what they want from me

They’re asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had

Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation

And understand the discrimination

But fuck it

Life’s handing you lemons

Make lemonade then

But if I can’t batter the women

How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?

Don’t mistake it for Satan

It’s a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas

And take a vacation to trip abroad

And make her fall on her face and

Don’t be a retard, be a king?

Think not

Why be a king when you can be a God?




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